The All Day Song of Pancakes

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency finds necessary the tracking of the whereabouts of Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-On-Way and requests reports of sightings of the ersatz couple. Obviously the two attempted to enter eastern NC via the Roanoke River but this writer will not reveal the true whereabouts here, on this website, as the current tracking requires sightings be recorded via email through the customerservice area of the website.

Why am I telling you this? Dear friends, as we shift on our sanity pedestals, let us herein reveal the photographic evidence of the couple. Attachments to sighting emails will obviously be rejected due to to the current situation.

Once I publish the photographic evidence of the whereabouts, I will endeavor to publish the True And Written History of Washington, North Carolina, USA.

Photographic incontrovertible Proof of my visual sighting of Dr. and Mr. Doris Haggis-On-Whey on the pocosin:

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