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I’ve been con­tacted my Meta of SC. She is in dire need of an apparel make-​over redun­dancy. She tells me, yet I am skep­ti­cal, of Lus­cious the Dammit Goat’s appar­ent fab­ric destruc­tion. The Dammit Goat has been with us for over ten years and while we adore her, the wave of wan­ton destruc­tion must cease.

Mama Lard gave me per­mis­sion to tell MMG about the pos­si­bil­ity of retro­fitting some draperies — cre­at­ing lovely ball gowns in the Carol Burnett-​style. Heavy enough to stand firm and not be gone with the winds of hur­ri­cane force. For me? I need some draw­ers. Mama Lard says not until win­ter but wait­ing is a painful opportunity.goat trauma

Today work on the Fluxus Phono­graph­i­cal Time Trans­porter con­tin­ues. I man­aged to reca­pit­u­late a small spi­der but no progress with the larger items — the kitchen table is still here. This is no laugh­ing mat­ter. There may be laugh­ing cows, yes, but no laugh­ing goats. Check these goat trauma stats. Every­one this Goat Fluxus is a fig­ment of my imag­i­na­tion. Every­one else will tell you I have no imag­i­na­tion. Mean­while, thou­sands of chil­dren need­lessly suf­fer goat trauma and here you are, read­ing this and not doing any­thing about it.

Back to work on the FPTT. While relax­ing here with my Dammit Goat Peril Sug­ges­tions, forty-​five pre­mium dialogs have cas­caded thusly, reduc­ing the for­mula by η over ± accu­mu­lat­ing the flux to θ≈.

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