Jack dogs nipping at your nose. Tiny sluts with their flies all aglow…
Truly, ya’ll, the Mayflies hatched in a superb fashion after the last rain shower. Gabillions of them, swarming the back porch — they get into your eyes, hair, *gag me* mouth and if you don’t know Mayflies, you don’t know Nymphs. They are so tragic, a gentle breeze can slap them into a tree trunk and kill them dead.
But the most amazing fact — just come upon by yours dearly — is the scientific name for the little nymph darlings!
Ephemera varia. oh wait, the capitals are for emphasis. Let’s do this correctly: Ephemera varia .
I must create an assemblage art piece incorporating this incredible new knowledge.
Oh, thou trout spine, hast thy seen thee?
Get me to a portlet, my varia sprucemate.
Thy Mayfly doth cease me further,
vex me no more.
–Dr. Curtis Moray Vander Blinkertoon