Been working my little collage fingers to the bone. Well, that ain’t really true, because it went from collage to assemblage in one fell swoop. Blammo… it started when I found these provocative matchbooks in the pile o’what can I do with this? stuff in the studio desk drawer. Rather than just have the matches sitting around […]

In “The Science of Sleep” Gael García Bernal creates a fascinating and — to those of us who live in the Fluxus World — totally understandable vision of of a man’s life wherein the dream becomes the reality and the reality contains fragments of truth and lie. Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee. In grade […]
Today, dear Sagittarius, you will find comfort in the smallest of successes. There will be no ants on your kitchen countertop. The dogs will want to be outside, in the backyard, all day long and will be strangely silent. Their capacity for non-stop barking will be curbed by their fascination with butterflies and natural events. […]
Oh my my my… while perusing the book shelves yesterday, I came across a very old copy of The Little Lame Prince. This was one of my very favorite books as a child and most of it memorized over 45 years ago. Reading it again, now with internet access to the author information and wikipedia articles, brings it even […]
Just finished writing another BlogCritics article. Reviewed two of Wallace Wang’s latest books on using Mac devices. The prolific Wang, a stand-up comedian as well as a tech writer, has written dozens of books. My New Mac, Snow Leopard Edition and My New iPhone — 52 Projects to Get You Started… published by no starch press. Back when I presided […]
The Art of Trash Art Oh my god, it’s true. One man’s trash IS another man’s treasure. And one man’s ceiling is another man’s floor, but that only applies to art if you’re hanging mobiles or installing light fixtures. I pondered, lonely as a clown, my 96-year-old friend Velma Englehard as she swerved and swayed in her station […]

Yes, it has begun. And I will continue by submitting to the cigarette machine redux application process. The Assemblagist experiment for this time-frame will be Art-o-mat, Artists in Cellophane (A.I.C.) in the esteem and well-thought of megalopalagoria of Winston-Salem, North Carolina, United States of America, North America, Earth. All prototypes are considered and inspected and become […]

Local obituary reports death of salesman who resided on Rattlesnake Ave. Those of us who live on Terrapin Track Road and Lizard Slip mourn his passing. When we lived in Tomato, Arkansas, life never stopped. It was just one day after another. Now that we enjoy Flux and realize the importance of its continuous presence — life […]

Years ago, I downloaded and saved the following “How To Write a Book Review” and perhaps should share it with my readers. Reminding myself of the finer points of critical analysis is always in vogue. If I can’t talk to me, well… who else will listen? The following quote is from a long forgotten website but I see the Los […]

It’s been far too long between reviews. While assemblage art and 3D fun take up my studio time, it’s into the book fray I must once again venture. After three months of searching for a venue for my genius — I landed upon an opportunity at BlogCritics.org. Grabbed that puppy up by the scruff of the neck and slammed a quick […]

Fluxus Thoughts on my recent visit to the Andy Warhol Museum in Pittsburgh: When events occur during one’s consciousness, said occurrences become commonplace, the every day background influence of the every day. I suspect 9⁄11 will become such a phenomenon. Take World War II, for example. To my parents, the greatest generation, the War defined the remaining […]
In North Carolina, we’re combining history with art and creating delightful combinations. Kudos and hats off to Linda Carlisle for her role in this. Personally, I think the Moon Pie Eating Contest will highlight our visit, but ya’ll can go and choose your own stellar moment. Look for Rob and me, I’ll wear a pink carnation and […]

It seems to me, just a little ol’ assemblagist, that Dorothy and Ruth may have received some instruction from the Irishman who, in 1954, set a nonstop speaking record. When interviewed about Mr. Sheehan’s feat, Dorothy replied, “It’s all in the ability to change subjects without thinking about the subjects and one just keeps on blathering until […]

In Shopping: Shop only once a week. If small extra items are needed, the husband can pick them up on his way home from work. In Entertaining: Plan dinners so that most of the work is done before the guests arrive. Set the table and have the dinner either cooking or ready to cook before the company […]

In Better Homes and Gardens (1953) there’s a curious article by Donald G. Cowley discussing medicine. The article, titled “There’s News In Medicine, When Doctors Meet to Catch Up With Medical Progress”, contains some rather interesting information. There is not yet a polio vaccine in 1953. How old are you? Do you know about polio? Do you […]

We’re speaking today with myself. The room is dimly lit. During the taping of the interview, two small dogs snooze in the corner crevice while another larger dog slams its entire body against a nearby exterior door. Outside, a neighbor discovers termites in her shed and engages the carpentry skills of her son-in-law to repair the damaged wood. […]
I’ve been contacted my Meta of SC. She is in dire need of an apparel make-over redundancy. She tells me, yet I am skeptical, of Luscious the Dammit Goat’s apparent fabric destruction. The Dammit Goat has been with us for over ten years and while we adore her, the wave of wanton destruction must cease. Mama Lard […]

It is time. The Flux Monitor reveals all. Yes, patrons of the assemblage rag, the most recent of days contains many puzzling conundrums. Can a conundrum not puzzle? Let me redact. I have assembled all the necessary proponents for my Correlation Phonographical Time Traveler. At the present moment, only the smallest of object can transport — specifically caterpillars of only […]

My father Bob Heinold had some truly fantastic sayings to insert at the proper moment. This morning I remember a sly, sideways smile as he told me, “Some are born to lead,” in response to my winning an honorable mention for a science fair project in the 7th grade. 1967 or thereabouts. Mom used to say things like […]

Yes, children, gather ’round as the truth is related unto you. The FluxMuseum takes time and patience to inhabit. Becoming recently acquainted in the spiritual sense, lo’ I say, not yet in the physical or astrophysical, with Cecil Touchon — the amazing and literal existence of life and lies. Flux. It is. I am. “I don’t know where he’s going, […]

Began working on a series of ACEOs today. I’m using ephemera for the design, particularly a September 1954 issue of Woman’s Day magazine. At the time, a copy of the magazine sold for 7 CENTS and it was labeled “An A&P Publication”. I’m thinking that’s A&P grocery store but now my curiousity is in third gear, rounding the hair […]

First, let me make a Michael Arrington comment, a TechCrunch bitchslap. I occasionally read Arrington’s scribbles and this time, he is just wrong. Publishing hacked material is unethical and could be illegal. But it’s also a blatant grasp for #s. It’s cheesy. This Twitter incident confirms my journalist bias. We need real, trained journalists, the kind who work for […]
