The Assemblagist

San­ity hint for blog­gers: Don’t look up your “Last Refer­rers”. It will make you crazy. Thanks to short­stats, I know who you are and I saw what you did. Seems my LR’s were mega­porn­stash — related. Gross, yuck. Oh well, how­ever some­one got here … I sup­pose the impor­tant aspect is the visit itself, not the high­way route. But that flies against the phi­los­o­phy of how it is not the des­ti­na­tion, it is the jour­ney. Oh wow, this gets more con­fus­ing with every word … if you came here with a porno­graphic intent, gosh darn gee whiz. Naked art — not art with naked.

I found Black­hole FM last night, have been lis­ten­ing to it ever since. Right now they’re play­ing Pink Floyd “Echoes” the long ver­sion. Good back­ground for blog­ging. If I play it for Oliver, he’ll never enter my stu­dio again — he already thinks aliens and ghosts lurk in the down­stairs bath­room slash laun­dry room. We have to check the shower for beast­ies every night when he’s here.

Today, after the HVAC intervention –

*shit, I need a flash­light, damn, where are the batteries?* –

work will con­tinue on the Euphor­bian National The­atre and Royal Library. Those of you who do not directly chat with me on FB or via gmail, know noth­ing of the lost coun­try, the Repub­lic of Euphor­bia, a small monar­chy on the Strag­gling Sea. Her Majesty Queen Amica sent her emis­sary and royal con­sort Ethyl Paraben to the Dead Mule Stu­dio and Archival Ware­house to seek out advice con­cern­ing the National Archives and proper her­metic stor­age for the Royal Family’s Famil­iars. I have already sup­plied acid-​free papers and box­ing for ship­ment and expect a U-​Haul to arrive soon, per­haps later today. Cli-​Co Stor­age unit 41 secured and ready for trans­port of the items. I intend to cat­a­log each piece and then cre­ate a uni­formly appro­pri­ate dis­play of the most arcane contents.

Euphor­bia con­tin­ues her fight against the ever-​encroaching dam­age to her shore­line. The Strag­gling Sea, known for its Fren­zies, will begin its Storm Sea­son in less than one month. (thanks to the edi­tor for the cor­rec­tion “Euphorbia”)

More on the Euphor­bian plight after the HVAC unit is restored to full func­tion­ing capac­ity. We can­not risk expo­sure to humid­ity and high tem­per­a­tures, Her Majesty’s diaries will mildew.

–Signed,

Chamomile Ver­ily
Her Majesty’s Archival Con­sort and Mun­dan­ity Expert

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