In what must be viewed as a truly fluxs​.us action in Atlanta GA, I give you:

What must be deemed a “Cit­i­zen Bar­ber — Beauty Shop Response” in Atlanta GA to the Gulf of Mex­ico British Petro­leum Drilling Disaster:

Using hair to sop up the oil spill! Genius.

Grab that gunk of hair like it’s some kind unfin­ished casse­role in a Pyrex dish sit­ting on the pic­nic table after your trashy but sin­cere cousin’s attempt to throw a nice Memo­r­ial Day pic­nic because for once, in the spirit of a can’t we all get along? kind of meal at her double-​wide get-​away out in the county next to Fuller’s cat­fish pond but when the fights broke out, when Larry’s ex-​girlfriend showed up with his lit­tle brother – no one stuck around long enough to clean up the mess in the kitchen and that oil spill clean up resem­bles the left-​over ran­cid gravy on a day old biscuit.

Note:

Char­lie Henry of the National Oceanic and Atmos­pheric Admin­is­tra­tion said booms made from hair became water-​logged and sank within a short period of time.

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