I learned to apply Cesar Milan’s dog reha­bil­i­ta­tion tech­niques to humans. To be calm and assertive… it works out well, most of time.

Other lessons I’ve learned this year:
Don’t believe a fel­low who tells you not to tell any­body. There is no such thing as an inside tip. If it’s inside, it stays inside; if it’s told, it’s out­side. Gyp­sters don’t con­fide secrets. Don’t believe her because she is a woman. There are suc­cess­ful sales­women who wear jew­els and mink coats at the expense of the house­wives of this country.

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