Rules for the Ham­mock Patrol

(this is served at the request of C4 in Pitt)

Har­vey Boyd — Pres­i­dent
Kenny L. Ash­ley — Vice-​President
Bud Hans — Scribe
Ger­ald Glover — Treasurer

1. No smok­ing in ham­mock.
2. No burn­ing of or light­ing matches or can­dles.
3. 20 cents a month dues
4. Not more than 1 man sleep­ing in the ham­mock.
5. Ever mem­ber own his own ham­mock.
6. Every new mem­ber must demon­strate cor­rectly how to pitch his ham­mock.
7. Vote on every new mem­ber to come in. 23 vote.
8. On camp­ing trips, dig a latrine.
9. On Patrol hikes, camp stove can be used.
10. Cook with groups or not if you want to.
11. Patrol meet­ings once a week.
12.

Sup­per Wednes­day -
Steak
Boiled Pota­toes
Cook­ies
Cocoa

Break­fast -
Pan­cakes
Bacon
Cocoa

One thought on “Rules for the Ham­mock Patrol

  1. Dear Har­vey, as a result of our cur­rent eco­nomic cri­sis, I sug­gest that you lower the monthly dues to 17 cents. I promise that Kenny and I will not sleep in the same ham­mock again. Sin­cerely, Gerald