Yes, Vir­ginia, there is an Assemblagist.

This new web­site is kick­ing my Ass –emblage capa­bil­i­ties. The 600×200 graph­ics aren’t load­ing cor­rectly [this is where we serve the wine] and the thumb­nails refuse to sub­mit to their 120×120 require­ments [bring in the small plat­ter of brie] … to sub­mit my tax­ied brain to fur­ther degra­da­tion, the tem­plate is fubarred by my con­stant incor­rect line-​edit manip­u­la­tion. I shall retire to my dress­ing place and con­tem­plate the uni­ver­sal round­house wherein my men­tal train resides. Hand me those Ritz crack­ers, please.

Per­haps it is time to call Spencer Montgomery.


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