Yes, Vir­ginia, there is an Assemblagist.

This new website is kicking my Ass -emblage capabilities. The 600x200 graphics aren't loading correctly [this is where we serve the wine] and the thumbnails refuse to submit to their 120x120 requirements [bring in the small platter of brie] ... to submit my taxied brain to further degradation, the template is fubarred by my constant incorrect line-edit manipulation. I shall retire to my dressing place and contemplate the universal roundhouse wherein my mental train resides. Hand me those Ritz crackers, please. ... read more